My Fat Hamster

Dear mom,

I need a new hamster. The one I have is fat and greedy!!! She throws food all over the place. You know how much you dislike that. And it's not only for me, it's also for you. I'm doing it for you and me. Then, when she throws her food all over the place, you yell at me!!! If you would just get me a normal sized hamster that doesn't eat a lot, we wouldn't have his problem! You know Blackeye Pea can be messy from time to time. I want one that's perfect. So please mom, get me another hamster.!!!!!